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Darren Wilson Speaks

By Charles P. Pierce on November 26, 2014

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In an exclusive interview with ABC News' George Stephanopoulos, police officer Darren Wilson breaks his silence about the shooting of Michael Brown.

Once again, I would like to congratulate whoever it was that prepped Officer Darren Wilson for his close-up with Bob McCulloch's Jack Molinas-inspired grand jury. As can be seen from his exclusive chat with The Clinton Guy Shocked By Blowjobs, the man takes coaching very, very well. Even Hulk Hogan makes an encore appearance. Wilson's mentors probably told him to stay away from using Kamala as a metaphor because it likely would conflict with Wilson's diversity training, and because Kamala has fallen on hard times.

By Wilson's own account, Brown already was a suspect in a robbery in which there was violence, and now in an assault on a police officer -- and, if Wilson is right about Brown's attempt to turn Wilson's own weapon on him, the attempted murder of a police officer -- and his goal is not to arrest the guy but just to keep an eye on him? That dog ain't bringing anything back for supper. Was anybody in that grand jury awake?

Clinton Guy: You mean you weren't going to arrest him alone.

Wilson: I wasn't going to arrest him alone. I knew I had back-up on the way.

The fight for the book deal is going to be even bloodier.